Business as (Un)usual
These 12 businesses are among those that have eschewed mass appeal for shock value, intrigue and the just plain weird. Would you ever patronize one of these companies?
Just Food for Dogs
Just Food for Dogs caters to your canine companion with five-star service and gourmet meals. And if felines are more your speed, don't worry. Just Food for Dogs skirts its namesake with its line of meals called JustCats. If you want something to eat though, human, you'll have to go for a W-A-L-K.
Potato Parcel writes custom messages on potatoes and delivers them to anyone. Nothing says love like a potato you can't eat because it's been written on.
After opening with a welcome circle and learning some basic skills, the floor opens to freestyle cuddling. Cuddle Party's services are available in various places in the United States, Europe, Canada and Australia.
Virtual Dating Assistants
Dirty Rotten Flowers
Just keep in mind that because you're not sending fresh, live flowers, this person doesn't get the opportunity to love something and then watch it die and feel guilty because they kill everything they touch; however, sending a rotten bouquet will send a clearer message.
The company claims that its implants will boost your pet's self-esteem – because obviously, your pets are very concerned about their sudden lack of body parts and don't want their animal friends to know that they've been under the knife.
Reserve a Spot in Heaven
The Squirrel Census
The Squirrel Census organization tells stories of the gray squirrels in Inman Park, their fight for freedom from human suburbia, the jobs they do and their family lives. You can purchase copies of the latest census or buy t-shirts, beanies and other merchandise from the online store. Be sure to also sign the petition for squirrel representation in emojis.